M00se Era

Intro
Detroit, Canada, born and raised in the fields where he spent most of his days. The Great Moose spent most of his time dealing with economic issues with his most trusted wife.

Period
The Great M00se and his Eleventh Wife, Danisha lived a dearing and faithful relationship. All was good, until his wife demanded that they settle down and get married. "No no, I ain't for that life", escaped The Great M00se's lips. As king of the Great M00se Empire™, he had many taxes and erands to do. All work, but no play. Danisha was slowly getting fed up with the two being unable to go M00sing together, that eventually she left because "He was a broke ass nigga."

Falling into depression, The Great M00se turned towards his greatest ally, Pineapple™, for counseling. The two laughed as they reminisced the time Great M00se tried to eat him, but "Now is not the time for jokes" said Great M00se, "No no", the Pineapple™ interrupted, "Tis' the time for jokes!". The Great M00se stood ill, confused. The Pineapple™ explained himself, "The red sea has taken her." A grin formed on Great M00se's face, "Oh, oh, that's nasty." and the two laughed once more.